Found this in Kaiboy-lollipop's journal.

Pick 3 characters, and have them answer the following questions accordingly. (They may be original characters or not)
1. Chester
2. Whitney
3. Alice


1. Number one, what was your childhood like?

Chester: Shit, were do I begin with that? Long story short it wasn't pleasant. I grew up in the country with my single mother and two sisters. We squatted in a shack for as long as I remember. My twin sister Sasha fell ill and died when we were around ten. I got sick with the same thing after that, and to be honest I don't remember too much about how I ended up at the Young Hearts Foundation. I never saw my mother and older sister again, and I spent about seven years at Hearts. After leaving, you can say that my life's been a bit of a mixed bag.

2. Character number three, if you could go back in time and change one thing, what would it be? (It can be something regarding your personal history, or something that is in the history books.)

Alice: To be honest, messing with the time-line freaks me out, and I'd be scared I'd irreversibly change something good. So...nothing? I guess I would like my parents to be alive still.

3. Number two, would you rather be immortal and eternally miserable, or live a mortal, blissfully peaceful life?

Whitney: To be honest, I'd never pondered the question until a few recent discussions with a friend. Looking at them, I'd choose to be mortal in a heartbeat. At the same time, I think they'd be very upset if I did.

4. Say, character number three, how much do you weigh?

Alice: That's personal, and a very rude question.

5. Have you ever loved and lost, number one? I'll bet it was your fault, wasn't it? Tsk tsk...

Chester: Not romantically. I don't think it was my fault either.

6. Oh, no character two! You've just strolled into a department store to admire the lovely washing machines when a guy with a nylon stocking over his head runs in and holds the whole store at gunpoint! How will you save the day? (If you are a coward and do not wish to save the day, what do you do upon Stocking Head's arrival?)

Whitney: To be honest, even though I'm fairly able combat wise, I'd probably just freeze or get down on the floor with everybody else. If all he wants is money, then it's much safer to give him the money and then pursue him later. It's a dumb move anyways, and he'll get caught and arrested, and I'll be sure to help out with that. If he starts taking hostages or killing people, that's a different story. My best bet then is to try and distract him so I can get the gun out of his hands.

7. Number Three, tell your best "Yo Momma" joke.

Alice: Yo Momma's so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.


8. Who is the one person you cannot live without, character number one? Why?

Chester: Technically, I'd have to live without them anyways. But Whitney's the closest friend(?) I have. If he dies I have nothing worth sticking around for anyways, so I might go back to attempting suicide. I wouldn't tell him that though.

9. Hey, number two, tell me one of your deepest, darkest secrets. To make you feel better, I'll tell one of mine: I don't have any deep, dark secrets.

Whitney: No.

10. All characters: What kind of music do you listen to? Do you play any instruments? If so, which ones? (Yes...the kazoo counts. Your nose, however, does not.)

Chester: I like most kinds of music, but I like anything that's good for fast paced dancing. I dink around on the piano occasionally, but I can't actually play anything. I just like to piss Whitney off with the noise while he's working.

Whitney: My mother plays piano, and she really wanted me to also, so she signed me up for lessons when I was a kid. I wasn't interested though, so that didn't last long. I like listening to my mother play though. Perhaps that's why I like listening to classical music.

Alice: I like a variety of different music, but I usually just listen to whatever is on the radio. Up until a few years ago I had private singing and music lessons along with my sisters. I'm decent at singing, but it isn't really a hobby. I can play the piano and recorder, but I've never written anything for either, and it's been a while since I practiced. My little sister still like to blow random notes on her recorder though, and I think it's ruined the instrument for me.

11. What is the most annoying thing in the world, character one?

Chester: Pinky toes. The most useless of all toes! They don't help with anything, and I always jam them in doors!

12. Finish the statement, number three: Art is...

...Music on paper.

12. Finish the statement, number one: People are...

...Mosquitoes. They suck, and there's always one buzzing in your ear.

13. Finish the statement, number two: Imagination...

...is what keeps you from making deadlines.

14. All characters: Out of the three of you, who is the most outgoing? Reserved? Humorous? Stinky?

Chester: I nominate myself for most humorous! Whitney takes thing to goddamn seriously, and Alice never knows when I'm joking or not.

Whitney: I fit reserved I guess. I don't really go out of my way to make friends with people, or go out places for fun. I'm content with my work, school, and my hobbies, which are all conveniently quiet and indoors.

Alice: I don't know if I fit any of those. I like to think I'm outgoing, but I've been told by a few people that I'm too uptight. I certainly hope I don't stink.

15. Quick, Number three! Write a poem!

Alice: Ahh! Right now?!...Uh, well....There once was a man from Nantucket, who tried to stick his head in a bucket. But the bucket was so small, he couldn't get it off is head and fell down a flight of stairs and died, and I know that doesn't rhyme, so fuck it.

16. What is your favorite word, number one?

Chester: Pizzle

17. Character number three, what is one weird thing that you can do? (i.e. wiggle your ears, fold your tongue, play 'amazing grace' with your armpit...)


Alice: It's really gross, creepy, and I don't do it often, but I can stick my eyeball out of its socket. Only with my fingers though.

18. Speak any other languages, Number Two?

Whitney: I know Russian, and some German. My mother wanted me to learn another language growing up, and at the time we lived in Russia for a few years, so I speak it, but not exceedingly well. I can read it though, and that comes in handy.

19. What is your nationality, character number one?

Chester: I'm not sure. My last name is Irish, so at least I know I'm that...I guess. Mom mentioned that dad's family was from Iceland once, but that's all I really care to remember.

20. Pick, number two: asparagus or canned peas? Please elaborate.

Whitney: Canned peas are nasty. I dislike most canned vegetables in general, as a lot of them are slimy and flavorless. As long as the asparagus is fresh it wins.

21. What scares you the most, character three?

Alice: ...That no one actually cares about me, and I'm not good enough...

22. All characters: What is one thing you would like the world to know about you?

Chester: I LIKE PIE.

Whitney: I'd prefer the world stay out of my business, thank you.

Alice: Um, I...I have some free kittens?
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Feel free to do if you want. I might try this again for some of my other comics/characters. It's good for character development.

And for the record, it's hard to make up poetry off the top of your head while writing as someone else.

Chester, Whitney, and Alice (C) Haley Graff